Homgg I felt so motivated, I could run miles and miles .... on the same spot! Suddenly I felt a new rush of indescribable feeling, which was really weird. So new, so fresh like freshly squeezed blueberry juice! One fine sunny day, today, I went google-ing on dentistry and it was whoaaaaa! To be exact it was the 'no waaaayyy' whoaaaa. Very interesting looking gums that'll make anyone's eyes open so wide. My mummy dearest keeps hinting that she'd ''prefer'' if I become a dentist. Very obvious hint. Oh well.

Kay Jean's eating korean rice cakes now. *water fountain waterproof tears*

Bad.Bad. I should have stuck to my original plan to get facebook ONCE I TURN 65!
I'll just be a frail old woman having fun on facebook. So normal! It's quite addictive now. Blog's semi-abandoned. yayy!

I DO NOT like my new haircut! Evil dude. Now it looks exactly like my grass, only black. Whyyyy my hair?? I've been trying to get used to it but I can't. I LOVE MY GRASS but I don't have to HAVE it!
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Gahhh I haven't started on that aspiration essay! I'll try to get that scholarship. See i'm so nice to my parents yea? Yesss! They're nice too, for not forcing me to do form six. (:
The hand sanitizers are sold out! Oooooh!

While in the lift,

XJong: Use the lift laa. Lazy to walk.
*Door closes* *Minutes later*
Smay: Are we moving?
XJong: Yeaaa. This lift's different. You don't feel it when it's moving.
*Moments later*
Me: Are you sure we're moving?
XJong: Yea I pressed the button already.
*Press* * lift moves up*
HAHAHAHAHA!!

And you call me a BIMBO??

Avoiding a living human is mean but I'm freaked out now.

O_O

Some of them. Too long to load all.

This's not just any umbrella. It's the BEST PRESENT EVERRR!!!!

"IT'S SUPPOSE TO PROTECT YOU FROM RAIN!"

umbrella : rain

AWWWWWH you guys are the best!! They kept this secret from me for a week and got people to sign on it. It might be water proof too! Phar said she drew on her leg and it's still .. there! So for precautions, I'll take it swimming with me and my stuffed dog!! Sugar sweeeeet messages! Ants love yall TOO!

I LOVEEEEEE YOU GUYS!!!
I'm getting all mushy so bear with it.

It was so so awesome getting hugs and wishes from all of you. I had to hold my breath during those hugs, it was worth it! :D

THANK YOUUUUU!!!!

-for dropping yr birthday texts in my inbox at midnight!

Jong, Amira, Yi Laine, Eli, Ee Von, Su Wei, Shu May, HsuV loser, Shern, Stephnie, Phar, Kay Jean, Jo Keat, Ramiza, Aaron, Jillian, Li Mei and some others.

-for all the wishes

-for all the presents (and the brella notes)

Sarah, Yi Laine, Eunice, Ju Lian, Jing Yee, Selene, Xin Yan, Ee Von, Shern, Michelle, Andrea, Smay, Kay Jean, Jun, Hass, Su Wei, Sofeya, Phar, Josie, Sabrini, Steph, Jong, Ainil, Chloe, Jo, Jillian, Nat, Frish, Vishnu, Jac, Cheryl, Jia Chee, Jan, Kay Kay, Christine, Vin Lum, Jo Keat, Eli and my honeyhh. I might have missed some names. Claim yr special thx from Rain and I! WANTED!

Guess what?? I officially own RAIN'S FIFTH ALBUM !!!!! HAHAHA be jealous.

-for singing ten times?? in the hall! canteen!

-for all your deadly hugs!

-for being YOUUU!

I LOVE EVE'S CAKE!! SHE BAKED ME A CAKE!! A REAL EDIBLE YUMMMMY CHEESE CAKE!! our mommyhh, yeah!!

Phar called -i repeat, CALLED- to wish me then said that 'word' in my ear! I should have known she had something up. Eeee. I have to go to school tomorrow for something. Hope it's nothing bad. Like that'll happen! It has to be something unexpected! Shoooots. SEE!

-- I won't be updating that often. Whyyy?? facebook. My blog's only half alive already. TRUEEE. --

Pre post.

It wasn't a joint but it's my honey!

six pics out of three hundred over.

Last week, I suddenly had people randomly hugging me and wishing happy bday when it was in a weeks time. Hahaha!

I LOVE YOU GUYS FOR COMING!!

I said to come at seven, instead humans started popping up at three. Three! My room was still in a mess. Ps, I purposely did my bed just for that night. Hahh. It was a birthday/ last SPM chill out/ random popping session. It was 15 years since I last had one. That's how sad it sounds. Make sure there're tears on your faces!

Andrea, Smay, Jean, Steph, Jong, my pet present (Xiu Pei), Eve, Xin Yan, Chloe barbie all came early. Awesome! Andrea wanted to come over to play water but then she forgot to bring a change of clothes. "Your house's so water-fight able!" Loser. :) They crashed in the walk-in instead of my room. Crammed. Thank youuuu for coming early to help BAKE my present!! Eve baked me the AWESOMEST cheese cake! It tasted exactly like cheese and it was delicious! I had TWO cakes , how speciallll! It was so much fun crushing biscuits into pieces. It was our last time acting like immatures. We had chairs and tables delivered. After all the hard work of flipping through pages, yall didn't even sit on the chairs. Instead, mostly everyone was on the grass?? I know you love the grass, we spent so much on the grass for it to be flattened. Whyyy?? Why the grass?

Then, "I love your grass." stepstep* " Is it real??"

These people are the funniest ever!

Xin Yan and Jean did a performance just for me! ME!! Didn't that make the day extra special?? Yeahh! Xin Yan changed the song :D and Jean actually sang! Wowwww! SEE. Then blasted music and played twister! It WASN'T twister! They were playing with dresses and skirts. FUNNYYYY!

I LOVED MY CAKE!! LOVEEE IT! It looked nice and tasted even better!! I know you like it too!! Be jealous people. HAHAHA.

And btw, the dvd WASN'T mine! I don't know what "thriller" movie it was! I heard it wasn't so-called thriller. Selene's!

And JONG was so so helpfull. I don't know what I'd do without her! She answered EVERY call. She knows the directions better than I do! JONG HOTLINE!

LOSER with the awesome birthday cake!

Wanted!

SHE LAUGHS NON-STOP! Yamuna's birthday was aweeesome! She's the one who'll make you turn your head north, south, east, west when you hear someone laughing uncontrollably! Look for her! Wanted! She laughs for no reason anyway hahaha! The cake was better than her! And that's why we LOVVVVEE HER!!

"I didn't stalk you to find out you're actually 61! hahhaha!"

Jean and I went together ( for safety reasons ) and reached two hours later. We were so sadistic and messaged AGAIN to find out we if got into NS on the way there!! Xin Yan told us about the molester monkeys. Lameee! We wanted to be extra safe and went together! Hahaha!

Yamuna loser won't admit how sweeeeet it was that I got wet for her. The true story, out of no where a hand belonging to someonein this universe appeared and pulled and then pushed me into the pool! I still can't remember his name. Only Ee Von and the whole world can! Haha she got swung in by the ankles and hand. I was soaked. Exact condition as if I just escaped from the washing machine!

It was wayyy FUN than FUN! WHOAA!

STRESSED. Spell it backwards. DESSERTS!! wowww!!

There's no reason to be unhappy now!

Thanks to Josie, my new non-official name's "STOOPS!" And it ends with a smile.
It all started with Jun then xiu jong. Stop offering people your contagious name-calling-virus-thingy! You should correct my birth cert and change the name. Perfect! Hahh.
So she IS weird hahaha!! Right? Everyone must be nodding their heads now! That's WHY we GLITTER!!
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Jun: Ohh! I put your present on my shelf. It dropped and fell flat on my face!
Me: Omgg hahaha!
Jun: I kissed your present
Me: Hahahaha! It's fate
Jun: Yess, I was meant to kiss it
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There's someone who likes my cousin. Correction, she's liked him since primary school. Fine, do whatever. No matter how many plans you have in mind, I won't bother. I'd even say, "you GO yayy!" (: I've been told all sorts of stories about her and she SO claims I've been STARING at her as if I "owe her something" for the entire week. Heh. I'm not that BORED to do such a thing. In the first place, I can't recognise you. Even if I happen to walk pass you, I wouldn't go like "Hey you, stop. I know you." Never. I really don't know who you are. So how can I possibly stare at you when I can't even differentiate you from everyone else who're all wearing the exact same thing. Yea, you're free to say wtv you like but why get me involved and make up stories which are not even a single bit true. I'd never stare at you. That's rude hahaha! But if you want me to, just say so! It comes with a price HEHEHE! Which is, Get. Me. RAIN! hahaha!

Someone so geniusly poked a big round mean HOLE through my canvas. There goes my effort of not making the painting look bad. I'm gonna get that culprit! It's so bad that I'll catch you even if you're trying to breathe in the sauna. I'm. not. Paranoid. a HOLE killed it! EHEH.

I should stop releasing words of any language from my mouth. Whatever innocent(note: innocent! aka non rated)words that comes out of my mouth, xin yan will turn it 360degrees and it'll mean something else! It'll make normal humans and even racoons mushi-fied! How creative? Don't know what she does to achieve such natural abilities!! I'm OFFICIALLY restricted to speak. (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAY JEAN!!!!!!!!

Love you lots like FROST!

Because..

You're the most AWESOMELY SUPERB friend ever!

For..

laughing when it's not even funny (yi laine's words)

laughing all the time without helium gas

LOVEing vitagen

giving the "look" when I start obsesing over physics for no reason

singing nursery rhymes with me

having black hair

your cd's

acting weird with me

being lame

getting all mushi-fied about homework

having NEAT handwriting

being so so nice

getting everyone to try the strawberry shortcake flavour or I think that's what it's called!

having issues with 'that' ruler

kidnapping my tissue(haha!)

seperating the dolls which have already wed

not liking Rain

having a phone

hahahaha! a never ending list! Keep being YOU!!